Obituary?

Ok. Is my English teacher bipolar or something? We have two assignments. The first one is to write about a place that we like to go to and we feel happy at. The second one is to write our own obituaries. I'm not making this up! I knew that I should have written my obituary sooner!

I think we also have to make up the day that we're going to die. Do you think they would force me to get a psychologist if I say that I'm going to die on October 2, 2009? I should say something like "After handing this in, Marietta was eaten by a bear." and leave it like that. I'll be dead. Who cares if i get an F? Hahahaha! I shouldn't find this so amusing, but I do!